The Witch is a walking haystack. She carries a large silver spoon with her at all times, tied around her middle with string. Don’t be fooled by the spoon, it’s a wand, and she’s not afraid to use it.
She’s a powerful magician and sees things that other people can’t. Excellent at reducing a complex problem to its component parts, she sniffs people to check their vibration and if it’s not right, she has absolutely no compunction about telling them where they are going wrong with their lives.
If there’s something that can’t be solved with brains or brawn, then she’s your girl. At least, we think she is. On account of the whole haystack thing.
She’s also an obsessive game player and would rather have Fibre Max than any of that Eye of Newt nonsense.
Her favourite thing is shocking people. Her second favourite thing is her wireless headphones.