The Woodcutter lives in the woods. Obviously. And when Alice needs something fixing, the Woodcutter fixes it. It might be a rooftile, it might be a leaking tap, it might be a Facebook Sales Funnel gone rogue. The man is a wonder.

He always had a bit of a thing about the Queen and pines helplessly for her.

But while he waits for her to recognise his magnificence, he helps Alice.

If it’s a practical solution you’re looking for, he can build an email marketing campaign out of three leaves and a broken rubber band.

A completely introverted weirdo, it’s no wonder he lives in the woods.